My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
- inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)
The planet Saturn, August 11, 1981, imaged by Voyager 2 from a range of 14.7 million kilometers (9.1 million miles). You can also see the moons Dione (right) and Enceladus. (NASA)
disney movies in tweets - frozen
Eugene I love you
Eugene has his priorities straight.
I saw an article online about surreal places to visit, the world is such a beautiful place and so I want to share a few of the photos with you. This first one is the Zhangye Danxia landform in Gansu, China.
Pastel Icebergs by Zaria Forman
Zaria Forman perfectly masters drawing with pastels. Recently, the artist reveals works representing icebergs. An impressive record, discovered in a series of beautiful images.
(Source: Flickr / dangerous-dan)
I have no reason to post this.
Other than it being my sole argument for anyone who thinks Eugene does not love Rapunzel.
Yeah, he died for her. That may not be enough for people.
This, though. Just look.
At first, it’s a ‘Oh yay, hugs! I think I’ve decided I like hugs! Haven’t had many, but this one is real nice!’
Then the realization hits. “Oh. Hey. She’s okay. She’s not going to spend her life healing the old lady and be locked away from the world anymore.” And he hugs her tighter.
And his eyebrows. “She’s okay she’s okay she’s okay she’s okay.”
The way his eyebrows lower. Eugene has an extremely expressive face. One may argue that the tightening is for her benefit. But that does not explain his mostly hidden expression. It’s just so well done and so incredibly beautiful and I applaud whoever plotted this scene.
I would continue, but the rest of my thoughts are basically “MY FEELS!” and “MY PRECIOUS BBY!” and all sorts of other phrases Tumblr has taught me when I forget how to can.
//You are making me cry!!!!!!
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW RAPUNZEL IS SHAKING IN THE FIRST COUPLE FRAMES
LIKE SHE IS PROBABLY SO OVERWHELMED WITH EMOTIONS OF LOSING A PERSON WITNESSING A MIRACLE AND SEEING THEM LIVE AGAIN THAT SHE JUST BURST INTO TEARS
WHILE HE WAS HOLDING HER IN HIS ARMS
^^AND AS SOON AS HE HUGGED HER TIGHTER SHE RELAXED. BECAUSE SHE REALIZED THAT HE IS THERE AND ALIVE AND SHE’S ALIVE AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY
I love everything about this post and all the comments on it. <3